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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Free Sms Jokes/Text Messages In Urdu Hindi / English(Latest)

You Are Ullu

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

Teri Bari Hay Attendence Lagwa

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
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Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Monkeys Fashion Show

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals...

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2

Aagar Raat Ko Koi…

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

Monkeys Fashion Show

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Aik Sher Ki Shaadi Main

AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho…TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! !

So Dont Play With My Life

yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.

sardar said 2 mosquito..

For You (”)”(”)

(”v”) /)/)
‘v’ (=’;'=)
JUST (,(”"‘),)
FOR YO (”)”(”)

Two Snakes Meet Each Other

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip

Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Once There Waz A Mouse

Angrez zamano ki kahania.!

Once there waz a mouse

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He goes slowly to his home.


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He continue his journey slowly

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There waz brigde in way of mouse

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He slowly crosed the brigde

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He waz nearly to his home

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At last he reached the home after long time

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Moral:

slowly and steady wins the race

Zoo Ka Baandar

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.

Kuttey Aur Sardar

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?

Its Simple”Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”

Machchar Or Haati May Kya Farak Ha ?

Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

Ek Choohay Ki Hathi Se Mulaqat Hui

Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?

Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal

Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?

Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai…

Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->

Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda

Oldest Animal In The World?

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

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