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Sunday, February 6, 2011

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Exams Text Messages

Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan

Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?

Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.

Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.

Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE... :-D

Exam Sms Jokes

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...

Exam Text Messages

Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number
lagvane ho to app muje foran apna
Naam ur Roll number send kro
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Main app k lye DUA kro ga

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Remix

Kuch Kuch Hota Hay

(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye
Dil Gabhraye

Board Na Jane Kya
Paper Banaye

Abto Mera Pen
Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai..
Kya Karun Hae Kch Nahi Aata Ha.

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye...

Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
Na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.

Movie Titles Related To English Students

Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths2 - asambhav,
Maths1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
Fail - phir milenge

Exams Are There

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Zara 1 Bat To Batayen

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . . . . ["!"]

Exam Ki Tayari Ho Gayi Puttar ?

dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aya

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

A Genius Is A Person….

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Movie Titles

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Kash koi “Exam Result” Ka Insurance Kara Deta

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Whats The Height Of Hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

To Accomplish Great Things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

3 Sardar After Exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Good News For Karachi University Students

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Itne Kum Marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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