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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Boys Vs Girls Free Sms Texs Messages

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

Girl: Touch your Heart,

You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.



Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin... :-)

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

Larki ka Dil Pani ki Tarha Hota Hai.

Larkay Ka Dil Mobile ki Tarah.

Chahay Mobile Pani Main Giray ya Pani Mobile Pe.

Watt Mobile ki He Lagti Hai.

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

Boy : Main 20 Year Ka Hoon, Tum Kitne Ki Ho?
Girl : Main Bhi 20 Year Ki Hoon.
Boy : Tu Phir Chalian?
Girl : Kahan?
Boy : Bedroom Mein.
Girl : Kyun?
Boy : 20 20 Khelne.

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

oy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.

Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?

Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah
raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho. :-)

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages

Girl: Aisa khat likh Sajna!
Meri umar beet jaye parhty parhty...


Boy:
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"Le sajni ab parh" :-)

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages Jokes

Larka: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani,
Tu mery dil rani ban ja main tery dil ka raja.


Larki: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani.

Larka: Kia?

Larki: Fitay Mun.

Funny Sms - Phir Bhi Achi Nai Lag Rahi Ho

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

New Style Of Purposing A Girl

New Style Of Purposing A Girl

Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den

Phir Bhi Achi Nai Lag Rahi Ho

Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up b bohot acha kiya hai
G:Thanx"bhai"
Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi ho.

Warid Ka Card Send

Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota

Larka Achanak Larki Ko

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,

Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?

Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

Kia Tum Meri Salary Me ???

Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..

Meri Ek Ek Sans pe

Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larka Marta Ha

Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Karti . . . :p

Chandni Chand Se Hoti Hai

Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Boy Friends/Girl Friends Ad Mobile Networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Boy: Bus Aur Larki

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

A Boy Was Following A Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad Larkiyaan

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:

abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is
bache ka no chahiyye.

larka sharmaate hwe:

aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai.

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Jo Larkion Ko Kehty Ha Baji

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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